Tedi Tavare

The exclusive designer brand similar to Abercrombie & Fitch and Jack Wills. Seen usually on private school kids, preps and sloanes. Pricey, but often argues that the style and originality accounts for this. 'The epitome of style.'

Jessica: Did you see that totally hot new boy in Social Studies? Oh so scrummy, yar?

Chloe: Oh yar, he was dressed in head to toe in Tedi Tavare. Simply scrummy.

by Sloane Lover February 2, 2009

teddy lupin

Teddy Lupin is a genderfluid icon with (usually) beautiful blue hair and eyes. He parents were Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. He is a metamorphmagus, which he takes after his mother. He was sorted into Hufflepuff and later became head boy in his seventh year. Because his parents died in the battle of hogwarts days after he was born, he was raised by Andromeda Black-Tonks, and his godfather Harry Potter helped sometimes too.

"Did you hear Teddy Lupin is head boy?"
"It's a bit strange, since his father and his friends were such troublemakers"
"Did you see Teddy Lupin has a new hair colour again? How does he do that?"
"He can change his appearance at will! He's so lucky"

by The.Lupins. September 2, 2017

Teddy Roosevelt

The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.

Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.

by ACrazyHobo November 8, 2008

Teddybear Dom

A guy that is cuddly and nice on the outside but dominant in bed.

Girl 1: Oh my god I thought he was so innocent until he wanted to use handcuffs!

Girl 2: He's such a teddybear dom.

by ginnybinny October 27, 2020

Tedored

The act of getting caught doing something wrong by a person of a higher role.

1. Dude, I was smoking a spliff on the front porch and totally got Tedored.

2. Jacob took home this chick last night and was filling her up on the couch when he totally got Tedored.

by SPLIFFSMOKER420 May 14, 2013

Tedding

Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.

Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.

However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...

Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."

Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*

Warning Signs of a Ted:

-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.

-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."

-He drives an Acura.

-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.

-He is a software developer.

-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.

Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.

Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."

You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?

Ashley - "No."

by Lindseeeb April 19, 2014

teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 18, 2015