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The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.
Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.
by ACrazyHobo October 23, 2006
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