Table tug chug

When you get a handjob under a bar or table while chugging a beer

I got a table tug chug going on at the bar right now. Beeyach

by SWEATSHOPPER November 9, 2018

Tabbergassted

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.

Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.

by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019

Table Pusher

When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.

Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)

by Fat Naruto November 4, 2019

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011

Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013