Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.

My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.

by rightshu January 19, 2015

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

Dad songs

songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.

(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)

curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

American Dad

A great tv show commonly watch by younger adults it is about a dad who works in the C.I.A and his family.

Jake: Did you watch the last episode of American Dad? Sam: Yeah Stan really got the buisness

by Someguy173 October 18, 2018

dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

“
I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018

Dad slaw

The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.

Ah gross! Bill left a snail trail of dad slaw on my couch.

by Slawdad July 18, 2018

connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps

Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't

by Nigger number two August 2, 2018