Dad songs

songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.

(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)

curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

ladera dad

The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.

A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .

by Truudat December 22, 2017

Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.

Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

tumblr dad

A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.

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by Ward-West February 18, 2018

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018