Strauss

The name of a stressed person

You can always tell when it’s been a long week for Strauss; he walks in looking like he just survived a marathon of stress!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

stress

The vicious cycle cause by a student looking at inappropriate contents like the image of women's underwear in order to release stress caused by "mountaining" amounts of homework, but this ends up causing this same student to be sent to the principal's office

I was just trying to relieve some stress from my mountain of homework by browsing, but then I got sent to the principal's office for checking out images of women's underwear—talk about a vicious cycle!

by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025

Stress Level Zero

Stress Level Zero is an indie VR studio, founded in 2014, by Brandon Laatsch and Alex Knoll, and are responsible for VR titles such as Hover Junkers, Duck Season, Boneworks and their latest release, Bonelab.

"man, remind me again, what studio made thos totally tubular VR games"

"oh dude, its Stress Level Zero"

by NOTFordBoneworks December 27, 2025

Ptfuh-sorus

One of the longest extinct creatures to ever walk this planet. It is said to have abused in a sexually manner all the other dinasours that are extinct today. It has a masculine odar which no female creature can resist. It is said that it gave birth to Bigfoot and The Abdominal Snowman. It was spotted to be either hot bright pink or a fuzzy yellow fluff ball. It's tits can glow in the dark and it's balls can change color depending on it's surroundings. It's penis is found in it's mouth. It actually isn't extinct as it has been spotted various times screwing pine trees in the wild.

Jack- "Hey look! It's Bigfoot!"
Beth- "No silly, it's the Ptfuh-sorus, can't you see it's balls? It changes colors."
Jack- "OMG Beth! Why are you wet?!"
Beth-"Dammit."
Jack- "WTF?"
Beth- "Well I'm sorry if you can't give me an organism!"
Jack- *Runs off crying*

by sizzleFERsure~ December 28, 2009

Hydric stress

The need to drink water, also known as thirst.

I can't eat these crackers now, I got the hydric stress

by Gbisol December 29, 2010

Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011

Normal Stress

In engineering school: the back-breaking amount of homework assigned each night.

Engineering Student 1: "I can't handle this homework. I'm about to reach my yield strength."

Engineering Student 2: "That's only 10 hours of work...It's just Normal Stress."

by MechE March 17, 2012