squalling

verb
1) To act in a manner similar to squall leonhart.
2) To angst, hide away from everyone else, and listen to Linkin Park and/or Evanescence.

"Dude, I wish he would quit squalling and pick up his phone."

by Zell_of_Lincoln July 20, 2008

SQUALL

The accumulation of genital and butt sweat in the taint area.

It was so dam hot I formed a squall. I worked so hard I squall'd.

by Ruby-steve July 18, 2010

Squallowing

To get drunk because of unemployment

I will be squallowing Friday afternoon.

by Hotto23 June 4, 2009

squat on my duck

Sit on my dick

Hey yo Kat, squat on my duck.

by GVilleMexican December 10, 2015

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016