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splooge

another word for male of female ejaculations.
When i fingered my girlfriend, splooge got all over my fingers. And then she handied me and splooge came out of my dick.
by bobby guy December 15, 2006
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Splouge

Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.
He hacked up a splouge of phlem.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes October 14, 2007
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spongebob

A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the talent

A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life
Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.
by Retrospect July 10, 2005
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The Sponge

a word used to describe a guy who sleeps with any and all girls possible. He has absorbed STD's from all walks of life...
How could you sleep with The Sponge?? Perfect for describing tattooed bartenders who your friends sleep with...
by Pam5831 July 29, 2008
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Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)
Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.
by Sakeeya March 29, 2012
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Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.
Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'
by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005
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Splodge

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.
That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.
by Testes_tony July 19, 2003
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