Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

Splatoon 3

My sister’s addiction.

OMG splatoon 3 is gay

by Fortnitekid36 February 15, 2023

Kruse Splat

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play

Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl

by TBS22 May 3, 2008

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018