gucci snatch

A snatch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty Zeus himself. With its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest snatch known to man. One the Merchant of Venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.
"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to lay my eyes on her Gucci snatch"
"Her Gucci snatch was not of this world. I can still feel the velvet walls on my tip"
"She didn't give me her Gucci snatch willingly"
by Snatch123 July 18, 2017
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half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head
skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.
by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 13, 2018
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wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC
"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"
by wetsnatchbogefeen June 05, 2017
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Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched
by The Poonsnatched October 26, 2008
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fuck snatched

A new phrase or way of saying you got some pussy,had sex,got laid!

"I Got The Fuck Snatched outta Me!"
Hey Dave what happened with you and Lisa after the party?
Well Bro, I got the Fuck Snatched outta me! She was a good lay...
by joker73 May 29, 2017
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Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.
by Bologna_Skins March 05, 2011
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snatch spear

She freaked when she saw the size of my snatch spear.
by Mipes October 26, 2011
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