secker 

Someone who sleeps with an entire army barracks.

Just seckered the Chelsea barracks.

secker by UnrulyGrandma May 25, 2016

Smackadoodle 

An action in which someone used their own penis to slap unsuspecting victims.

I'm gonna break out the smackadoodle!

Smackadoodle by lol dank hank May 15, 2016

shmeckle 

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

shmeckle by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

poddle smack 

it's what happens when you don't pay me my money bitch!

I had to poddle smack that bitch, LB, cause hoe needed to pay me my money.

poddle smack by shufluffy December 20, 2008

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

crappity smack by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

bacon smack by nytelyte October 26, 2010

Harlem Smack 

An act in which a friend or someone else slaps/smacks your genitals and your ass at the same time.

Person- "Aw shit. Luke just totally harlem smacked me."

Harlem Smack by girlbye8 November 19, 2016