Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand

“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Shitting prick

Shitting prick
Shitting prick is someone who is a prick and shits bricks

Lewis is such a shitting prick he says I can’t use the word scran
What a wanker

by Hate stupid cocks June 23, 2019

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Spitting Chipmunk

During a threesome, the act of nutting into one girls mouth then squeezing her full cheeks until it squirts onto the other girls face giving her a facial.

"Oh my gosh I can't believe she let me do the spitting chipmunk with her and her friend. Shit went everywhere."

by lordhorsecock January 2, 2020

spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing

John is the spitting double of his father

by danydevitoes May 17, 2020

Shitting Your Nathan's

Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral

Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Shitting Dirty

Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Nat’s house.

I’ve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like I’ll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.

by Koknballz December 22, 2020