happy shower

A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.

Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.

Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.

Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.

by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009

shower-fresh

the term used for describing how clean you are.

Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"

by f150baby December 10, 2010

Deodorant Shower

The use of deodorant - especially aerosol - in the absence of bathing facilities. See Irish Shower.

When camping for the converted Duke of Edinburgh Award, many UK students resorted to a deodorant shower in a desperate bid to stave off the daily encroachment of offensive odours.

by mrbicrevise September 21, 2005

shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.

chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...

by hapless2012 September 10, 2009

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Thot Shower

The inevitable shower a thot, gay or straight, will take to freshen up after being mercilessly fucked.

God, he destroyed me. I need a thot shower...

by Vargpill January 25, 2019

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018