shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

by areola twins June 28, 2008

shoe fiend

One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.

One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.

I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel

by ShoeFiend September 2, 2016

swammy shoes

An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.

Thank god i wore my swammy shoes off this 60 foot cliff

by zach413 July 2, 2008

Shoe broom

To use your shoe to move something on the floor, ie shattered glass.

Those damn club kids put their empty beer bottles on the stage last night like idiots and they smashed all over the dance floor. I had to jump down and shoe broom the glass into the corner.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 18, 2014

baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.

Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?

by iGrim April 20, 2021

Socky Shoe

Don't ever say it. Especially around black people. Slave owners used to call slaves socky shoes because all they had was socks and no shoes.

No example. Don't say it socky shoe. ever

by Duck man davey October 8, 2013

Sophies shoes

Def. one: A word used to get out of a boring convo

Def. two: A filler answer for the 5/6 kahoot

Person one: Yoooo Sophies shoes
Person two: Sophies shooes 🧐

by darkcatch April 13, 2021