Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”

I know your spitting ink

by Your printing July 20, 2019

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spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

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shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

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shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

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Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

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