legally retarded 

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

legally retarded by the reals deals August 11, 2010

Jorge the Retarded Dolphin 

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.

I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose

Jorge the Retarded Dolphin by STYU Alums November 2, 2006

anal-retarded 

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

anal-retarded by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

Lyrically Retarded 

New generation rap music.

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded

Lyrically Retarded by evabmac October 6, 2017

ur retarded 

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

ur retarded by Kelly March 7, 2004

sexually retarded 

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

sexually retarded by Adunning February 2, 2008

viciously retarded 

Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome.

Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon!

viciously retarded by David J. Hansen September 22, 2006