by The Real Lord Ramen December 29, 2020
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by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
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2. Something that sounds disappointing, but turns out to be really good.
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That movie is whiteboy-ramen. The previews and advertisements made it look bad, but it's actually really good.
by liddle_erbles November 12, 2023
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