Pumpkin Doodle

Is a cat.

did you see that pumpkin doodle? yeah i thought it was chasing a mouse!

by Masa Quanda October 8, 2012

Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs

(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."

by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013

Pumpkin

an evil demon cat that will attack you legs, hands, face, ect.

will sleep on your face or neck

will make you bleed then fall asleep in your lap purring.

That cat acts just like a pumpkin

by armygirl7109 February 28, 2010

pumpkin

West Virginia's state vegetable

Ay uncle chet, ya'll goin down to da reunion? NO? well i'm gonna git in da pickup and and gone down der and pumpkin

by Redwood April 14, 2006

pumpkin

noun used for people who are very fat and ugly and wear lots of makeup seemingly looking orange, can be used as a code word.

John: Yo dude, pumpkin's a bitch, she's so fugly.
Katie: Yeah I know, she also wears massive amounts of makeup so she looks like a pumpkin!
John: what a NOOB

by The Adams Family March 5, 2010

Pumpkin Nigger

A derogatory term for a Ranga or Ginger.

Ed Sheeran: Exists
Me: Hey there, pumpkin nigger!

by Grandmasterfuck November 8, 2020

Pumpkin

To give a guy head while he's taking a dump.

"Oh man, my girl gave me a pumpkin last night, it felt soo good!"

by jomammaa August 27, 2008