Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
by fateshurly January 31, 2021
someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
by erectile dysfunctional family May 19, 2020
Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
by Theblueber November 05, 2023
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by SkanteSoldier2816 October 09, 2024
A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.
Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
by mintymalty January 04, 2024
A slogan intended to describe the look of a black man who is RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER MANY YEARS and APPEARs TO LOOK YOUNGER AND HEALTHIER FROM WHEN they went IN, especially one wrongfully convicted.
Sheldon Thomas was wrongfully convicted of murder, incarcerated for two decades, and has now been released. He looks good for his age, he has the prison glow.
by NinaSue March 28, 2023