Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

Prison Collision

A slang term for anal rape which is widely related to non-consensual sex by male prison inmates.

Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".

by Nontipical April 21, 2017

Prison Lurch

A person that is a creep that stares from a distance and or peeping around a corner

The person is the only one staring at me from the middle of the crowd like a prison lurch
I caught the person staring at me from around the corner like a prison lurch

by Windy Winn June 29, 2022

prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style

I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag

by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017

Darryl-prison

Darryl-prison describes the situation you find yourself in, when you're prisoner of a toxic relationship. Darryl stands for all the men that never ask how you are, that suck your self-worth and live to will out of you, and that make you stop glowing. On the positive note, getting OUT of Darryl-prison is the best thing ever. It ages you back 5 years, makes you feel amazing, and you see what a douchebag your personal Darryl truly was. If you're reading this: Please never forget that you are a goddess and no man is worth diminishing your dreams, the way you feel or your ambitions and your love. You will find someone better, f that man. You deserve to be loved in a way that feels easy and natural, in a way where you don't have to explain yourself, beg for love or ask for the bare minimum. Hold on to that.

Liz: Remember when I was in Darryl-prison? I wanted to jump off of 28th floor FMC.
Sara: Thank god you're out of Darryl-prison. I don't want to ever experience this.

by pinabowladas January 26, 2025

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021