Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Poof

For folk that are gay/Bent including the names Cullen Dunn, Mark Scott

Cullen you like boys you poof

by Gay/Poof November 4, 2016

poof

A common word spoken by a homosexual to another man to let him know he is interested in sexual relations.

"hey coach, poof"
"I'll see you in the showers Murphy"

by bigal123 November 28, 2016

Pooftaface

An expression used to describe a meal in which the food is really shit and disappointing, almost enough so to ruin someone's mood, but luckily the company is amazing and almost makes up for it.

M: Did you taste this ice-cream?
B: Yeah, pooftaface! It tastes like dick.
M: It must be Coles homebrand.

by cptnckhd December 10, 2016

Poof

Neha

Me: hey, poof
Neha: hello

by Dead Inside™ February 8, 2017

Poof

The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.

Did you see poof today? Yeah he was out getting hammered with Tobin on the golf course.

by Poofjr. March 17, 2017