Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

by bean chan May 8, 2019

Pencil Neck Dweeb

Ya homie with the long neck

“Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”

by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

Pencil Dick

noun, descriptive

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ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8

( the literal definition of pencil dick )

by dave harley May 9, 2022

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Pencil Seller

A crude, tongue-in-cheek insult implying a man is gay, based on immature innuendo rather than anything resembling logic or intelligence. Mostly used by people who think shock value = humour.

“I asked who was coming camping this weekend — nah, ado’s a bit of a pencil seller.”

by TheMando December 16, 2025

Pencil Case

A box that holds your pencils.

Guy 1 : I think that girl just shoved that entire pencil case up her ass.
Guy 2 : Yum.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

pencil

the medieval way to input language. the sharp side is used for input while the, a little softer often pink side is the backspace. the pencil has a usage amount of about one thousand letters before it has to be recharged

"hey can you borrow me a pencil"
"a what??"

by saxen_bbq January 10, 2019