Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

by bean chan May 8, 2019

Pencil

Pieces of lead stuck into a wooden sheath. #2 Ticonderoga pencils are also just tree poop. Think about that the next time you try to draw an anime character you think is hot.

Jeff: I'm going to use a pencil to draw Gojo!
Ben: Bro, you do know that you're drawing Gojo with poop, right?

by SenpaiGojo February 18, 2022

Pencil Case

A box that holds your pencils.

Guy 1 : I think that girl just shoved that entire pencil case up her ass.
Guy 2 : Yum.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

pencil

A type of wood

I have 10000000000000000000000000 pencil's!

by RRReeeggg November 17, 2020

pencil case

a place to hold pencils and other shit

f1 lemme use your pencil case to hold my shit

by ffffffffffu August 21, 2018

Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024