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Peanut Butter Scoop

A "hip twisting" penis thrust - both to the left or to the right - during sex - causing friction - thus ensuing in maximum pleasure - but resembling a "finger scoop" in the peanut butter jar. Very popular with old Italian guys, who at their age...still wanna "give it to their old lady the hard way".
Uncle Santo just "PEANUT BUTTER SCOOPED" the shit outta Aunt Rosie. Her "poo-kyock" is still smokin'. Madonna mi...she could barely walk.
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Peanut Butter Gumdrops

Peanut Butter Gumdrops is an oral move where the male partner rubs peanut butter on his testicles this will entice the female partner to place the males balls in her mouth which she will then gently scrape the peanut butter off of his testicles with her tounge.
peanut butter balls testicles oral ballsack tounge
peanut butter gumdrops
by MB1593 June 28, 2009
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Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.
My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!
by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007
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Peanut Butter Jelly

1. Joo gotta love the Banana Man!
2. Peanut butta jelly and a baseball bat!
3. BREAK IT DOWN NOW!
by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004
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carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.
Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.
by weeewooo June 26, 2009
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soap and peanuts

a perfect world were soap and peanuts get along theres no more war nothing but love and happiness
"a glorious day reminds me of soap and peanuts"
by husker pawstrong February 16, 2010
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Peanut Scale

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio used the Peanut Scale and contemplated taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak April 3, 2008
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