in my pants

phrase used as self flattery

A: Dude, did you see the length of that foot-long stick
B:In my pants!!

or

A:Check out this huge mag-lite i got.
B: I 've got a huge mag-lite...in my pants!!!!

by Badass May 6, 2003

gaucho pants

Hippy-style cloth calf-length women's pants that are tight around the waist, but wide and flowy around the knees.

Miz Schwendy, ah like yo Gaucho pants!

by TJinTowson May 17, 2006

mom pants

pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms ass look big and nasty

Is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!

by leRooy November 29, 2006

lumpy pants

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"

We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!

by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007

Pookie Pants

two words given to your boyfriend or girlfriend to make them stop being angry at you.

him: shut up dummyhead.
her: but pookie pants...
him:im sorry. i love you.

by sawaaahhhh February 1, 2009

pillow pants

A reference in Clerks 2. A lie told to repressed christian girls to prevent them from having pre-marital sex. The name "pillow pants" is that of the fictional troll that lives in the girl's vagina that will cut off any penis that enters.

Pillow pants is the name of the troll...that lives in her pussy...

by Tony B.G.L.L. July 26, 2006

SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

by mandingoe June 1, 2004