milk apple

Any man who is a simp, pussy beggar and mangina.

Zephanorion is a milk apple bitch.

by Johmmy Midnight July 1, 2017

milk the goat

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.

Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?

by gnostic1 January 21, 2011

milk sack

Large and slightly saggy breast. Used when sublty comparing person to a cow.

She had nasty milk sacks.
Look at the milk sacks on that whore.

by Sarah Setzer September 12, 2006

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Hamms & Milk

The best drink ever. Ingredients: One part Milk, One park Hamms, 3 parts awesome.

Holy shit caleb i shit my pants after drinking Hamms & milk!!

waiter: who ordered the Hamms & Milk?
Caleb: That would be me. I'M JOHN DAY!!

by A well balanced Breakfast November 14, 2010

Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009

ass milk

Ejectulation of semen inside the anal cavity.

Term usually given to homosexuals, engaging in sex.

Semen belonging to a homosexual.

Hey lance, my ass is thirsty. Could I have some of your ass milk?

Jerry has ass milk leaking down his legs.

Sorry, dude- I'm not looking for ass milk.

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004