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When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.
I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.
by Xexeter August 18, 2009
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