nike sock

weed in a condom

nick had a nike sock in his back pocket

by popcorn hands September 23, 2016

Naked Buddies

A situation in which you tell your friends you sleep naked, and you find out they also sleep naked, you have a weird bonding experience over it, and become Naked buddies

"Hey Charlie... before the sleepover, you should know I sleep naked..."

"Don't worry Daniel, Me too buddy."

"Really?"

"Yes, we are Naked buddies Daniel."

by Tri 69 March 3, 2017

Naked Ass Fart

When someone pulls down their pants, bends over, spreads there butt cheeks apart in front of there friends. At that precise moment they fart so there friends can see there asshole move as the fart releases.

On the tee box I hollered hey look. As my friends turned around , they got a good look of a Naked Ass Fart.

by S.Dukes April 19, 2018

naked linda

getting naked with your back to the audience and then bending over so everyone can see your shaved beaver.

Mary did a naked linda before jumping in the pool. Everyone saw her pussy...

by Stevie439 July 30, 2019

Super Naked

When you are wearing nothing but a cape.

1. I was Super Naked the other day at Costco in one of those walk-in freezers wearing nothing but my cape.

2. I like to get Super Naked and go for a run.

by MelanieofCalgary March 15, 2014

Grandpa Nikes

Nikes that look like they are made by New Balance
Typically found in Modells for $29.99
The type of shoes your grandpa would buy

Oozjse was on his way to Red Lobster quaddin in his Grandpa Nikes.

by Sploozjse June 2, 2014

butt square naked

Totally and completely without clothing or covering. As naked as one can be.

Q: "You gonna get naked?"
A: "Man, I'm gonna get butt square naked."

by atomicdog327 April 9, 2009