nice

To get intoxicated. The feeling once intoxicated.

"I'm going to get a bit nice"

"I am so f*cking nice"

by nomam August 9, 2007

Nice Guy Syndrome

An affliction that usually develops in males during their early twenties, preventing them from getting some. Virgins are particularly susceptible. Common symptoms include:

- nice, friendly personality
- lower than average self-confidence
- frequent high-fives with females
- socially awkward
- perpetually single
- has numerous friends that are girls
- often seen wearing plaids
- hugs women using the A-Frame technique

Dan suffers from nice guy syndrome.

by T-Diddy from the City December 28, 2008

nice

nice can be:

1. an expression of approval
2. a mocky expression of disapproval
3. a way to describe a positive attribute of the body of the prefered sex
4. a form of sarcastic gratitude

1. "i just got the new xbox360"
"nice!"
2."i bottomed out my car the other night"
"nnnniiiiccceee... n00b"
3."did you see that guys pecks? OMFG they were sooo yummy!"
"nice...." >.<
4."wow on a scale from 1 to 10, im like a ten. so why am i talking to you?"
"nice. (bitch)"

by fonzie May 10, 2006

Nice Asshole

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!

Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.

by President of AOS August 6, 2011

nice2greetu

Got better known after the "How to be lame guide" by bunnyrape.
Means "Nice to greet you" and is not really short for anything but still seen on irc.
Often used as a reply to hi2u2.

<lamer> hi2u
<lamer2> hi2u2
<lamer> nice2greetu
<lamer2> nice2greetu2
<lamer> kthx
<lamer2> npaa

by MF Sickness September 8, 2005

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

nice wonger

an attractive sexual attribute to a persons body. also may be the last name of a recently immigrated german family.

"hey did you see that guy over there? he's got a nice wonger!"
"danggg gurl where'd you get that nice wonger?"
"i'd like to be connected to the nice wonger residence please"

by crzy8 February 22, 2010