Myspace Whore 

(Also called an E-Slut)

A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.

So not shaving, getting a haircut and liking wuss music actually is attractive to these people. Killer!

Myspace Whore by Mikal K March 5, 2005

myspace balls 

Pertaining to having enough balls to ask some to be your friend on myspace. Usually someone really popular.

Hey-u see that dork have all those hot girls as his myspace friends?
Yah- must have some myspace balls.

myspace balls by percy October 16, 2005

myspacezombie 

1. An idiot who is easily drawn into things through bandwagon, esp. "scene people" (wiggers and camera whores), subnerds, and even Goths.
2. A follower--see "leaders and followers"
3. A wannabe.
4. Anyone who uses Myspace.

Shaun: OMG, we're being attacked by zombies...again! Oh, wait, no, false alarm, they're just myspacezombies.
myspacezombie1: omg...plz tlk abt my page lol here's my pics...blah, blah, blah *he smells bad.

myspacezombie by aka_Pyro April 28, 2007

myspaceterbate 

an excessive myspace stalker or one who is always checking their myspace.

"Dude check out my new video on my profile," friend #1
"I've already seen it," creepy friend #2
"You are such a myspaceterbater," friend#1

myspaceterbate by MakeMoMoney May 9, 2007

Myspace Jack In The Box 

When a person looks good in Myspce but when you see that person in real life looks ugly as shit.

She looked prettier in that pic but in real life? man I almost threw up
-Myspace Jack In The Box

Myspace Jack In The Box by LA Lakers March 20, 2008

myspace pirate 

A person that sends out friend requests to any and everyone in a quest to out friend everyone else.

Timmy you are a myspace pirate.

myspace pirate by playmisterio May 21, 2008

myspace whore 

Someone who is obsessed with myspace friends.
who is always adding themselves to worthless trains. asking you to their page and enter 9 random numbers.
excessively refreshes their myspace home page to check for new comments,because they wont reply to messages. they want tons of comments to display to the whole myspace world. so people know just how "Famouzz" they are.
tonsss of myspace whores have really crappy profiles.
their pictures have their friend id #'s on them somewhere..because they think they are so cool that people will make fakes of them.

also myspace whore can mean a chick who takes photos at a provocative stance or position, makes sexy body signs for people do they will "whore" her to their
43k friends.or whatever.
in real life myspace whores are just normal losers like everyone else with only 357 friends.

*Omfg. those stupid myspace whores keep making body signs for my boyfriend!*

OR..


NO! i dont wanna effin enter 9 random numbers into your maxadds link on your page you myspace whore!

myspace whore by ashleyinshockkkkdksadksa February 17, 2009