old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

Running the marathon

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket

He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon

by Walnutted January 18, 2023

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

isaias de la mora

Isaias de la mora is a tall skinny but muscular guy with brown hair and eyes. He has sharp teeth and girl lips. Isaias has a mexican accent and has a really bad personality but he is oh so cute! He is a very dry person and is very bad at rizzing up girls. He is shy but once you get to know him he is okay. He is a liar sometimes but his looks make up for it.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.

Olivia: “omg did u see isaias de la mora??”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”

by Aleena Grace October 4, 2023

isaias de la mora

Isaias de la mora is a tall skinny but muscular guy with brown hair and eyes. He has sharp teeth and girl lips. Isaias has a mexican accent and has a really bad personality but he is oh so cute! He is a very dry person and is very bad at rizzing up girls. He is shy but once you get to know him he is okay. He is a liar sometimes but his looks make up for it.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.

Olivia: “omg did u see isaias de la mora??”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”

by Aleena Grace October 4, 2023

All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023