Depreciation-mobile 

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

Depreciation-mobile by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

Mennonite mobile by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

Goon mobile 

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)

Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!

Goon mobile by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

Tweaker Mobile 

The bike, shopping cart etc. that Tweaks get around on, often time a stolen/stripped lime bike or grocery store mobility scooter

Tweaky McGee: yo I just copped a Tweaker mobile

Cracky Jacky: sick, is it stripped?

Tweaker Mobile by 831k-rill March 4, 2025

Seggs-Mobile 

A canoe car convert powered by bikes, used as a regular car but is basically a canoe on wheels.

Lets take the Seggs-Mobile out for a spin

Seggs-Mobile by SeggsKing May 5, 2025

Mepo Mobile

The rusty piece of crap driven by a very special man
The keys are frequently stolen

"did you take the keys to the Mepo Mobile"

Mepo Mobile by bigatw May 13, 2025

Piss Mobile 

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer

Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober

Piss Mobile by anonymous July 22, 2025