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Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.
Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.
by Boopis the third January 21, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
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Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.
"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"
by Konnie May 7, 2019
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clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.
by toree05 March 12, 2022
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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024
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Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
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mississippi motorboat

When a woman explosively farts on your penis. Sending shockwaves down your shaft. And probably a shiver up your spine.
by Jam5287 July 28, 2024
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