messy tails

The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.

"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"

by Messytails November 30, 2019

Sexy Messenger

Slang term used by guys to describe a hot girl they're with who's way out of their league.

They miss her all the time and have to chat with her every day either by text or MSN Messenger to make sure she's still feeling sexy and interested in them.

Joe - "You getting it on with anyone at the min mate?"

Mark - "Hell yeah, I'm still on it with that sexy messenger I was telling you about! That shorty is way outta my league"

by M.68 April 4, 2010

fat mess

These type’s of people are usually found in the wilderness for e.g. among the trees in rivington skinning rats/ beavers in their spare time. Basically they are socially challenged and normally look severely like a pig and just a fat ugly mess.

“Rob”: alright mate can you help me skin some rats tonight?.

“Mike”: erm no don’t talk to me you fat mess!...

pig fat mess

by GASHMAN....................... July 17, 2011

mestee

A member of an old mixed-race or triracial group, formed by people of mixed white, black and Native American ancestry before the Civil War. Derived from Mestis in Middle French, which became Metis in modern French, which is used for mixed groups in Canada. Cognate with Mestizo in Spanish.

Examples of a Mestee group are Melungeon, Brass Ankle, Mayle, Redbone, Red Bone, Carmel Indian, Goinstown Indian.

by Mike Nassau March 15, 2008

mesoglea

The layer of gelatinous material that separates the inner and outer cell layers of a coelenterate.
the jelly in jellyfish.

by mesoglea November 24, 2002

mescaline milkshake

Mescaline added into a milkshake, unsure of how many parts mescaline to milkshake. However it's much easier to consume if you have a weak gag reflex, and it will hit you just as fast and the same duration.

"Dude I just saw an ad for Jack in The Box milkshakes! We should totally go and buy some and make some yummy mescaline milkshakes!"

by pyropheliacdreamer February 19, 2010

Mesa Verde Mudslide

After a bountiful feast of Mexican food dishes, you take your female counterpart home for sexual activity. While you are in the process of having anal sexual relations with her and you reach your point of climax, you promptly stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit all over her back as you simultaneously ejaculate in her rectum. After you finish disposing of fluids inside of her, you proceed to take your half flacid package and rub it up and down on her back in your own vomit, so as to mimic an actual mudslide.

Holy shit! Ian just did the Mesa Verde Mudslide all over Katie!

by yeah he tried the alligator October 20, 2010