Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.
by Uncle PP December 06, 2017
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Lock that mash

A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes
She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash
by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022
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[mash] a [brew]

get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington
"mash a brew!"(excl.)
"do you wanna mash a brew tonight?"
"eh-up lads,are we mashin'?"
"I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"
by bebington beaut. February 03, 2009
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Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.
I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!
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I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
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Face Mash

So a girl name "Julianne" spelt face mask in EPP wrong
by Zero 200 November 16, 2022
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