Jesus Christ Lizard 

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

Jesus Christ Lizard by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018

Hang the lizard

Refers to the act of giving up, or throwing in the towel. This phrase is typically used when responding to social invitations.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you want to study tonight at the library"
Man 2: "Nah, I've studied all day, I think I'm just going to hang the lizard on this one"

Hang the lizard by Zolele December 21, 2018

Choke the lizard 

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

Choke the lizard by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Feed my lizard 

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

Feed my lizard by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard 

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

Feed my lizard by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

Taking the lizard out on Sundays by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Chasing the lizard 

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after

Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.

Chasing the lizard by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022