lizard

a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small

this lizard scared the shit out of me

by thedefinitionistrue July 26, 2022

Lizard

A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.

“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”

by Lizard hunter November 23, 2021

lizard

it’s alizard 🦎 you fuckin lizard

you’re a lizard.

by CIDA. October 13, 2021

lizard

A cool animal that looks like a lizard. A lizard is a reptile.

Did you know that lizards can breathe?

by Doom Ant July 13, 2021

Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 02, 2018

LIZARD

A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.

HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?

NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?

by March 20, 2023

Lizard

A Little Cute animal that has scales and has many defense mechanisms like fighting and stuff like shooting blood out of eyes and running on behind legs. Alot of people don't like these animals because they think lizards are slimy and gross but they are no. thats actually salamanders.

LizardFan: Awww Look its a lizard!

LizardHater: EWW SO SLIMEY AND GROSS!

Me: don't make fun of people for what they like. im also a lizard fan.

by LizardPro X March 26, 2021