cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

To the old lady

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

by Lawn chair January 7, 2017

lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

by tirtle January 14, 2017

Female lady

A friend that's a girl

Drake: look at that girl
Josh: yeah that's my female lady

by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015

Lady Jane

A term for a woman's vagina that isn't completely disgusting (Like minge/gash/clunge/pussy).

Annes: Her skirt is so short you can almost see her Lady Jane!
Sara: Oh yeah, she should get some clothes on!

by SosbanFach December 10, 2010

Naked lady

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.

(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)

by i hate zalman rodkin February 9, 2017

lady capone

a female gangster.an "O.G".
well known for being a 1 lady gang,no need for "back-up"

gangster lady capone al capone original gangster

by gangsterfemale101 April 5, 2010