Is krystian gay

YES HE IS
He's the biggest fatherfucking gay this world has ever seen

He likes big black cocks and he won't hasitate to claim it on his ass

Person 1: Oi, is krystian gay?

Person 2: You're joking? Damn that bitch gay as fuck!

by Damn that's gay November 21, 2021

dirty kristaps

when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag

that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps

by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021

Hot krista

The act of slightly seducing someone, but in return recieving an undesired head butt.

I pulled the Ole hot krista on him and now my head hurts.

by RB Money August 20, 2024

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025