kelvin

studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone

kelvinater

by kelvinater February 1, 2010

kelping

Similar to felching, but with an animal.

Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!

by kelpsmom April 2, 2005

killing spree

KK and Doom's pastime. Usually envolves the flaming deaths of many one-peyed sand niggers or rabbit ass weasels.

"I'm fucking bored...lets go on a killing spree.."

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Kidding Killing

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

by 6 4 1 November 8, 2008

Kelvin

Kelvin is a little person with a big nose. He is usually obsessed with roblox and weird youtubers like AliA. He has ligma

KELVIN IS A TOE>

by erj/yil May 22, 2019

Killing It

To ruin or mess up by doing something annoying. ("killing a high")

Stop f*ckin around man! You're killin' it!

by Nancy December 8, 2004

killin

when someone is doing something really annoying or stupid, etc....

man quit punchin me, ur killin.
or he was killin with the tests today

by africaliberia March 31, 2009