Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.

#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!

by John K. Collins February 13, 2008

Jam Hole

1. Someone who is acting like a complete asshole, comparable to Douche Bag or the act of douching.
2. Female genitalia

TJ called out sick again today. What a F-ing jam hole.

I hear she shaves her jam hole. Gotta get some.

by Gieder January 15, 2008

Guava Jam

After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period

What the hell is this on my wii? Ohh Yeen, guava jam! Time to make some toast

by DatDrew March 5, 2009

Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.

Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.

by Garrix September 17, 2005

Jimmy Jam

A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.

"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"

by vwguy and ileagle June 8, 2012

Stroller Jam

Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.

On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.

by Ms. Kei March 4, 2010