All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022

You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.

"You look like a cabbage, Martha."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

you smell like cabbage

Someone who has just done something so lame, you have no words to express your disapointment. An indivual with no common sense. An idiot.

By far, a line that should have been read in Napoleon Dynamite.

"Luke just totally ignored that hot babe that was talking to him!"

"Yeah, he smells like cabbage.:

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"You just droped my roor... you smell like cabbage."

by Who_leo October 14, 2008

Mietta smells like cabbage

somesone called mietta that smells like a cabbage!!!!
someone who is retard and thinks she is the best at everything!!

mietta smells like cabbage

omg that was so mietta

by A123456789 April 13, 2011

Give me your cabbage

An ambiguous way of asking for someones virginity.

Kate: "Give me your cabbage!"
Fred: "when and where? ;)"

by vegetableperson March 12, 2011

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Blow Cabbage

A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.

Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”

I'm shaded with the few whom I usually blow cabbage with

by Killotreyballa November 20, 2023