join the hood

To return to your own neighborhood from being away.

I'm going to leave this creepy place and join the hood.

by Grandma D December 18, 2016

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Toberona hoods

Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed

Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”

by Tuba rat October 7, 2018

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

by Corgimations July 23, 2023

Hood Rich

1.) The act of being hood or ghetto in a celebrative matter. When something or someone is ‘Hood Rich,’ it often expose high glam, popularity, southern hospitality, a little bit of income, a relax state of mind, or positive living in a not-so positive place. When it comes to some exerts of being Hood Rich, it can be viewed as enjoying a Friday evening with the block boys, pretty girls, cheap alcohol beverages, pressure (cannabis), and music enjoying a night-in a term like that, the even can be described as a ‘Hood Rich’ event.
2.) A Hood Rich person is someone living in a project, block, or ghetto that has a pleasant lifestyle of a type of lower social status luxery.
3.) A term describing a success from nothing to something.

Person 1: Damn nigga what a beautiful southern night! Girls, brew, pressure, and black-n-milds!
Person 2: Yea nigga this is Hood Rich!

Jackie: Damn look at Tommy he be looking all hooked up.
Lilly: I know right and he be staying up in them Rembrant Apartments, how he be doing that?
Jackie: I don't know that nigga got it Hood Rich though.

by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

penis hood

Penis Hood. Also Penishood-A group of fellas. A group with no females in it. May include transgenders.

Penis hood. also Penishood- when the fellas get together to watch a game or do some bird doggin. we in the penishood.
also used to describe prison life for men.

by boneyard G November 12, 2013