Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021

emily in the hood

Emily made it out when she was a youngin. Now she's living her best life in the castle gaining all knowledge, of linear equations. She's the baddest in the room at all times.

Holy mamacita is that Emily in the Hood.

by Hicah November 3, 2022

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.

“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “

by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021

Hood mentality

Will Flack

Ross: will struts around with his hood mentality thinking he's got a better apprenticeship than me

by Rossykins69 April 15, 2022

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

Hood Rich

1.) The act of being hood or ghetto in a celebrative matter. When something or someone is ‘Hood Rich,’ it often expose high glam, popularity, southern hospitality, a little bit of income, a relax state of mind, or positive living in a not-so positive place. When it comes to some exerts of being Hood Rich, it can be viewed as enjoying a Friday evening with the block boys, pretty girls, cheap alcohol beverages, pressure (cannabis), and music enjoying a night-in a term like that, the even can be described as a ‘Hood Rich’ event.
2.) A Hood Rich person is someone living in a project, block, or ghetto that has a pleasant lifestyle of a type of lower social status luxery.
3.) A term describing a success from nothing to something.

Person 1: Damn nigga what a beautiful southern night! Girls, brew, pressure, and black-n-milds!
Person 2: Yea nigga this is Hood Rich!

Jackie: Damn look at Tommy he be looking all hooked up.
Lilly: I know right and he be staying up in them Rembrant Apartments, how he be doing that?
Jackie: I don't know that nigga got it Hood Rich though.

by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

penis hood

Penis Hood. Also Penishood-A group of fellas. A group with no females in it. May include transgenders.

Penis hood. also Penishood- when the fellas get together to watch a game or do some bird doggin. we in the penishood.
also used to describe prison life for men.

by boneyard G November 12, 2013