desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth

'I have a bad case of desert mouth'

by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008

mouth shmutz

that disgusting white dried saliva that gets cought up on the side of your mouth

hey that dude got some fucking nasty ass mouth shmutz..i just lost my appetite

by deftogods! September 6, 2009

click mouth

click mouth - adj. when one has a really bad case of cotton mouth from smoking herb and then when one talks everything one says makes a clicking noise b/c the tongue is bone dry and sorta sticks to the cheeks and roof of mouth.

Monique: "Tak, tik, klak, click..."
Michael: "What did you say Monique?"
Monique: "Oh, excuse me Michael. I have click mouth from that grass we smoked."
Michael: "Oh, ok. Me too."

by Source: Lil' Miss Sunshine, October 5, 2007

mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.

So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.

by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011

vacuum-mouth

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.

"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"

by Iamem May 6, 2012

Strippers Mouth

Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.

Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?

Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth

by Legit, BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Mouth Skill

The ability to catch food in your mouth

That girl has serious mouth skill

by Blinx1991 February 28, 2009