illiterate bastard

A stupid thick cunt who is of a low intellect.

Book Distributor.."Excuse me sir, would you like this free book to read?"

Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."

by Caldow April 24, 2007

Leggings illusion

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.

Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011

Eastern Illinois University

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005

Illinois

Why are you looking up “Illinois” on urbandictionary?!

Don’t you people have jobs?!

Illinois is a US state that borders Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

by Cray Cray J May 27, 2020

you be illin'

there's something wrong with you because you're ridiculous .

If you go to KFC and order a small fry & big mac - YOU BE ILLIN' !

- from RUN-D.M.C. song called you be illin .

by RACHELLLL ! - & heatherrrr . August 22, 2008

Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

Illski

In the strain of words ending in "ski" (i.e. brahski, broski etc.) used as an adjective. Variations can also include illskipants. Synonyms: dope, ill, sick, tight, bananas etc.

Anthony: This beat is mad illski fool.

John: Hella, its straight illskipants.

Cole: Word

by SlantalaI September 7, 2010