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Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'
HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'
by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023
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Heavens

When you think it’s cool. But not !

It’s heavens
by Rouden November 22, 2021
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Heaven

A geographical Location and no one knows the exact coordinates.The physical resting place of God,angels,Jesus and the holy spirit.
My grandpa died and went to heaven
by Titus rutto October 15, 2019
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heaven

This weird annoying ass bitch in the class, hairline on some non existent shit, looks like she stole her hair style from the bar-code on the back of a bag of lays.Looks like she sucked a bunch of sixth grader cock in her days.IQ is smaller than a god damn atom.
'petey' are heavens boobs fake?

'heaven' fuck you 'punches air'
by Cheesy creasy Batman October 21, 2019
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Slice of Heaven

Jesus/i had a slice of heaven look what happened to me
by Pepe gang October 28, 2019
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Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
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Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
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