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Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021
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Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023
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cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date
Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.
by Grif-dog October 9, 2007
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled
“That made me goosed up”
by Dannsy May 20, 2021
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Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.
"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"
by tamponcat April 13, 2021
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goose porn

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018
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