by touch grass god June 5, 2022
Get the Greedy goblin mug.“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”
by Real ass dude April 5, 2022
Get the The Dark Goblin mug.The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
by Anyways_so January 19, 2021
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Get the Goblin Abby mug.A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
Get the Nut goblin mug.The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.
Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021
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