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Sack Goblin

A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks
Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.
by Arrowshot October 16, 2017
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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Drama Goblin

Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.
"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"

"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
by ElJanel November 5, 2023
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THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
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Goblin Brain

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .
Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out
by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022
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Spankin' the goblin

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013
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ecto goblin

Someone that is addicted to the drug ecstasy. The term is from Scotland! And the particularly use it in the west of Scotland.
"Did ye hear aboot we Jamie last night man, took 3 ectos. He's a pure ecto goblin now man whit happened tae um."
by Adamharvey January 30, 2017
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