Gerard Boestler

Addicted gambler who loves to rub white powder into his Hot Teeth.

Let me tell ya something!

by Stephen Jenkins March 31, 2005

geralds game

a book written by stephen king thats about a housewife living in the shadow of her husband gerald well for a period of time he has been in to dominating his wife and doing variaous s and m activites with her. Well one day he drove his wife {Jessie burlingame} up to there summer cabin where jessie decided she did not want to deal with this anymore she tried to get him to let her loose but the asshole was either planning to rape her or just thought that this was part of the game to so he ignored her and she kicked him in the balls and now he's dead and now she's hearing her old lesbain collge roomate ruth's voice inside her head telling her the only way she can get out of this alive is by submitting her self to {28} fucking hours alone in this empty house with her decaying husbane and a stray dog that comes and goes and to confront her childhood molestation by her dad and brother who {goosed} her. She does and escapes the summer house

why would any woman want to play geralds game

by mariah carey lover January 9, 2008

GerardC

El puro rey TETE, su madre es una probeta, la big moneda manda!

GerardC el puro rey

by GerardC June 6, 2013

Geraoplitus

When a Mazda owner mods hes car but it keeps braking before it ever gets any good run in. Derived from the illness Opilitus its a more severe case. No cure has been found yet.

O no hes car has Geroplitus"

O no hes car has "Geraoplitus" its always in the garage half stripped.

by bOrN2pwn August 15, 2014

gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

gerard 'lips'

A person with the biggest lips ever, his is the ruler of the kingdom, he unfortunately has a tiny penis and is reluctant to givimg cheek to anyone

Person 1: Hey look at gerard 'lips' he's so big

by brandofcow29 July 11, 2016

Geranium

Geranium is a finisher for gay pornographic films. It is little known, so the term is mainly used by connoisseurs of men-on-men skin flicks.

It involves one man on his knees whilst five other men "finish" on his face, thereby creating a five petal pattern termed a "geranium"

Alan had to submit to a "geranium" in his debut film, Alan's Anal Adventures

by Narcissistic_Sports_Pimp August 30, 2016