Fickle me ickle

A phrase used to indicate one person wanting another person to make love with, or have sex with them - can also reference touching one’s vagina, or “poonan”.

- Oh goodness, I would never let Andrew fickle me ickle, he’s too corpulent.
- That cutie can fickle me ickle any time!

by Cya_bby November 4, 2019

fuckedupeder

When something or someone is more fucked up than something else.

She is definitely more fuckedupeder than you.

by Wadeinthewater August 27, 2020

Fucked fucker

Fucked as fuck, to be so fucked up already he isnt able to come and hang with the bro's

That fucked fucker never hangs out with us anymore.

by Fucked fucker July 10, 2021

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way

friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014

Buckle fucked

When you sit down in a car and the seat belt buckle jams up your ass.

Holy shit John just got Buckle fucked so hard he's crying.

by Mr. D Spiers May 30, 2014