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frosty mushroom

A canadian sex move. Prior to sex, you go outside, and stick the head of your penis in the snow bank until the head is nice and cold, and then proceed to fuck your partner.
Kyle : Yeah man, last night during the snow storm I gave her a frosty mushroom
by fenrirwolfe March 12, 2019
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frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
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frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
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Frosty

Someone who pulls the strings on their sweaters really tight so they look like a snowman.
Keith became a Frosty by pulling the strings on his white sweater.
by Fone Bone February 14, 2018
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Frosty Job

Trem used for the action of giving head while fingering a male prostate the guys prostate p-spot dudes get off hard while stimulating their ass clitoris prostate milking is an art
I was considering giving my BF Bradley a Frosty Job but he told me that his ass is an exit only!
by Gray's anatomy January 19, 2018
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Frosty

Icey, icy, dope, tight, sick
"Damn those yeezys are frosty famm"
by Dwayne Carter II July 29, 2016
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Frosty Bear

That frosty bear is so cold! He needs to warm himself up by setting fire to his farts.
by Puffsi Bear January 18, 2022
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